1)You may never come
up wiv n e exuse not 2 b random!EVER!
2)No Drinking age
on the age you can have sex
on who can get guns
this site between the hours of 4-5am you MUST wear undergarments of the opposite gender, if you dont have any MAKE SOME!
6)You must belive
in santa, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and all fairy tail characters who actually exist!
7)Under no circumstances
can you be as sexy as Tom Wonnacott
8)No wearing green
flamenko dresses every third sunday
9)It is forbidden
to own a pig of a Latvian background
10)All dogs must be kept on the left hand side of the road unless their owners grandfather was
a left handed vietnamise war hero in which case they must walk exacetly down the middle
11)You may only eat hundreds and thousands in even numbers
12)2nd of January is national Jack Blaine is gay day
13)You must all celebrate Amy day on the 26th of March
allowed on the face of this earth
takin the piss outa my height!
forget ur CONDOMS!